myself, Kim and Tara
Oh internet, I never thought a white trash party could be so fun. I kind of missed the mark on my outfit though but Tara nailed it. All I could think of was the Britney Spears trucker hat and wife beater senario. I should have thought Peg Bundy! Tara has a super cool vintage trailer that she is restoring to do some type of catering with but for the White Trash party it was parked in front of her house and served as a bar...and backdrop for family photos.
The best part was all the kids! R on the left with his half shirt... classic!
Tara's outfit was perfect and she painted on a black eye and bloody nose. She kept saying " I shoulda listened".
Want to throw your own White Trash party?
Follow these 10 nifty steps for a super classy event!
Step 1:
blow up a kiddy pool and fill it with block ice and beer on the FRONT LAWN!
Step 2:
Let the kids play with the beer cans.... This gets awesome looks from passing neighbors.
It's not like we let them drink any... what kind of parents do you think we are!
this years christmas card maybe?
Is it sad that I had all of this in my closet?
We went to Walmart to get Steve's shirt and hat and the girl at the register started talking about Nascar all excited and we didn't have the heart to say that we know nothing about it but that this was an outfit for a WT party. Hopefully we are not offending anyone here.. Nascar is just fine. Steve is getting the big UFC fight tonight and having the guys over to watch and really is it that far off?
We're no better.
Step 3:
make a tighty whitey tank top... is this not the best? Kim you and your family win the
creativity award fer sher! Perhaps a tutorial on how to make this? i'm joking of course
there was even a little skid mark in the back... sorry but here at the sugar shop there must be full discloser.... and obviously I have no shame
Step 4:
make a Coors trash can... better yet have your underaged son make it! Kim's son J made this. Just a little chicken wire, cans glued and insert bag. Coors garbage can tutorial anyone?
who drank all the beer Kim? I forgot to ask.
Oh, Step 4a: allow your preteen to wear Daisy Dukes.
I think this may be my favorite photo of the party!
I should have Harlan do a tutorial on the greased wife beater. Seriously it was awesome when I asked what he used he proudly described the different greases used from various motorcycles in his garage.
Step 5:
dress your poor dog up in underwear.
I actually think DC liked it, she wore them for a long time, I think she just naturally has some white
trash in her.
I just love this one..
Step 6:
Ask that your guests throw their soda and beer cans on the ground... in the FRONT YARD!
Step 7:
Serve boxed wine in a coffee cup, holla
Step 8:
Find a toddler sized "I heart boobs" shirt
Step 8a:
Have a dad simultaneously hold his toddler (wearing his I hear boobs shirt of course) and a pitcher of beer, while wearing an "I heart hot moms" shirt. This step will surely entertain your guests.
Step 9:
Incorporate Easy Cheese, Spam and Twinkies (on a platter) into your menu.
Step 10:
Grab your best friends that you've had since childhood (because it might be weird with someone you just met) ...and make asses of yourselves for the camera.
...really there is just no excuse for this kind of behavior.
I wish I had pictures of my other BFF Michelle, she truly had the best costume!
I hope you have all enjoyed this Trashy party tutorial. Please feel free ask me or any of my friends to help plan your next event, I know you are dying to now.
I have this great ideas for beer can bouquets....
but I save that little nugget for next time.